Sweden & Denmark. The happiest countries on Earth

How nice it was to be greeted at the arrival gate by my good friend Stefan and to not have to hail an Uber as usual. In Europe, you do not stand in line at Customs with an agent who asks: "What have you got to declare?” while your suitcase is opened, and your dirty laundry picked through. Simply head to the sign which reads: Nothing to Declare and casually look the uniformed man in the eyes as you pass through the doorway. Practice this technique well and you may get a job as a smuggler. The Oresund bridge from Copenhagen to Malmo. Half tunnel / Half bridge We crossed the Oresund bridge and drove the Volvo 45 minutes to their modern and aromatic home where Beata prepared a roasted free-range chicken dinner. With jet lag I lasted for about an hour of conversation before falling dead asleep in the pillowy guest house bed. Behind their house is a football pitch. I just came from my sister's place the day before where they have a Little League diamond beyond the house. Same idea...